Some funny lines !

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Some funny lines





ROMANCE MATHEMATICS


Smart man + smart woman = romance

Smart man + dumb woman = affair

Dumb man + smart woman = marriage

Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy


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OFFICE ARITHMETIC


Smart boss + smart employee = profit

Smart boss + dumb employee = production

Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion

Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime


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SHOPPING MATH


A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.

A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.


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GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS


A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.

A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

A successful woman is one who can find such a man.


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HAPPINESS


To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.

To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.


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LONGEVITY


Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.


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PROPENSITY TO CHANGE


A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.

A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.


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DISCUSSION T! ECHNIQUE


A woman has the last word in any argument.

Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.


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HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED


Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.


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SEND THIS TO A SMART WOMAN WHO NEEDS A LAUGH AND TO THE SMART GUYS YOU KNOW CAN HANDLE IT.


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Some funny lines !

[وصايف]

u know what !!

this's true, yeah is most of them real in our lif

any way , as u saied: funny lins


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with all my love
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[ليول]

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thaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaanks honey
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[CrAzY Duff]

LoooL
ye there is some realy funny lines
thanks for posting man
enjoyed it
cy
crazy duff

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Your subject

SoOoO Nice

Thank ...

[cute prince]

loooool
They'er really funny ^^

thaaaanx / ..

[MISSCOoOL]

lovely subject
i like it
best wishes for you

[rasha_good]

HAPPINESS


To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.

To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.


thank you 4 your lovely words

[{نادين}]

thank you for your

wonderful words





with my regards,

nadeen

[bonita]

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Smart man + smart woman = romance

Smart man + dumb woman = affair

Dumb man + smart woman = marriage

Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy

these equations are so easy to slove and they're 100% correct especially the last
ur topic is so funny and superb
thank u so much